Castor Tries to Wield a Pencil

A blog dedicated to the writing of silly things, bad stories and uninteresting opinions. Also a lot of cute fluffy things. I need those to distract myself from writing. Which is a bad thing, really.

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whoviandragon:

megtheirishangel:

At least once in your life you need to be in a room with a bunch of people that spontaneously begin singing this song

I agree. It’s the best.

Donkey!

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hammpix: For those of you who don’t understand archaeology, I have made a diagram.

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hammpix:

For those of you who don’t understand archaeology, I have made a diagram.

Posted May 21, 2013 at 4:43 pm 116825 notes

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hutcher-wives:

sweetsangelanarchystocking:

betsycrocker:

fuckyeahsexanddrugs:

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tentaclesandteacups:

Octopus have no real bones in their body, except for a tough beak made from chitin, so they can squeeze into small places when fleeing predators. They’re highly intelligent creatures and have shown to demonstrate observational learning, they’re known for escaping from their aquarium enclosures and occasionally breaking into others for a snack.

Also, captive octopi occasionally show affection to their caretakers after an extended absence.

They’re boneless puppies! <3_<3

WHAT THE FUUUUUUCKKK

I remember hearing a while ago that if its beak can fit through its entire body can

another fun fact, if octopi in captivity get too bored they just stop eating untill they die, thats why you always see them with childrens toys in their aquariums or boxes they have to open

thats also why they try to break out to go somewhere else more interesting

i swear i learn more on tumblr than i do in school

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Posted May 21, 2013 at 4:28 pm 28895 notes

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The Frogman: Dear Yahoo,

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thefrogman:

First, I would like to welcome you to this wonderful tumblr community. Most of us just sign up for free, but I guess paying a billion dollars works too.

A lot of us are apprehensive about your presence in our space. I’m afraid we don’t like change very much. Whenever something big happens, we…

Posted May 20, 2013 at 4:18 pm 5034 notes

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french:

lol @ the look Nicki Minaj gives in the background 

Posted May 20, 2013 at 2:58 pm 317208 notes

togetherwecanrecover: sammneiland: mybuttisaurus: i-justreally-like-cats-okay: Calming CAT! oh my god it is calming i think we could all use some calming cat right about now. He’s back! Welcome back, calming cat. You are always welcome here.

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togetherwecanrecover:

sammneiland:

mybuttisaurus:

i-justreally-like-cats-okay:

Calming CAT!

oh my god it is calming

i think we could all use some calming cat right about now.

He’s back! Welcome back, calming cat. You are always welcome here.

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